25 Hissterical Search History Gems Thanks To The World Whisker Web Straight From Your Cat's Internet Browser

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Apr 2, 2024 12:00 PM EDT

Hey, I Can Has-ers and fellow cat lovers. We all know it's a matter of time until cats take over the world, and the next logical step would be for them to learn how to use a computer. Upon learning how to use these hooman machines, cats will discover the wonders and knowledge of the internet, hence giving them the power to overrun hoomans and take their rightful place at the top of the world. However, before that happens, they're going to need to google a few things first.

This super silly Reddit thread imagines what your cat's search history would look like, and there is some real comedy gold here! Prepare to laugh your way to the litter box while scrolling through these hissterical responses ranging from "cheap catnip near me" to "best meals with plastic". You won't regret giving yourself a little laugh break during your day with these hilarious google searches. Enjoy!

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    What would your cat's search history look like?
    via u/Specialist_Crow_1638
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    Make the comment section look like a cats google search history
    via u/Specialist_Crow_1638
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    . HurkHurkBlaa · 1 day ago how mice eat mice get mice buy mice credit card fraud credit card fraud how to how read number
    via u/HurkHurkBlaa

    The "how to read number" is what really gets us giggling. But if they can learn to use a computer, they can probably learn how to count, and then the whole financial system will collapse. The end is near!

  • 04
    • FairyGodmothersUnion 1 day ago Artistic places to throw up.
    via u/FairyGodmothersUnion
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    Bad-JuJu07 · 1 day ago How to wake human and make them feed you Is 15 minutes long enough time to wipe paws after pooping? Signs that your human is trying to starve you Is it illegal for human to close a door without me in the room?
    via u/Bad-JuJu07

    It most certainly is not illegal for us to close the door without letting our cats in the room, but that will be the first thing to change when cats take over. That, and mandatory tuna with every meal.

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    senhordelicio · 1 day ago • Iç,,,ghnoikpgfvuisdcgyutqxw56f DAS dds r457qwdoiasdlç,,zx zçops
    via u/senhordelicio
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    NeverendingStory3339 1 day ago • How to get fed six times a day (this one is a lot) What kind of meow is the most alluring? How to get the best strokes Why am I not being fed enough and how to bite owner gently?
    via u/NeverendingStory3339
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    Difficult Eggplant4u. 21 hr. ago How to hypnotize human to make them think they already took you to the vet. How to make dog look bad. in every case (this one simple trick) Does extra long tail make me look fat? How to eat little bird in cage and make it look like the dog did it?
    via u/Difficult_Eggplant4u
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    • justacatlover23 1 day ago. Single ferals near you
    via u/justacatlover23
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    Jamie8765 1 day ago Squirrel sightings near me Squirrels, friend or foe? Squirrel traps Squirrel conspiracies squirrels and 9-11 Did squirrels fake the moon landing? Did squirrels build the pyramids? Are squirrels running a shadow government?
    via u/Jamie8765
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    • My_cat_barks_ · 1 day ago Best meals with plastic
    via u/My_cat_barks_
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    Laktosefreier · 1 day ago Tastiest toilet paper wrapper
    via u/Laktosefreier
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    • Significant_Sell_594 1 day ago Where iz my ballz?
    via u/Significant_Sell_594
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    . Faustian-Soul765 · 1 day ago Bird Squirrel Bad dog How to annoy humans Find catnip near me
    via u/Faustian-Soul765
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    • friedcheesepizza 1 day ago "5 indicators that you have a well-trained hooman..."
    via u/friedcheesepizza
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    K-G7 1 day ago 1. Human wakes up as soon as you want them to. Not a second longer. 2. Human provides food as soon as demanded 3. Human gives lots of pets 4. Human listens to very brief warnings of too much pets 5. Human provides more food, multiple times a day because the first feeding was barely a kibble.
    via u/K-G7
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    • hair_like_ramen 1 day ago "knocking things over" videos
    via u/hair_like_ramen
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    GeromeBarret · 1 day ago "Lyrics to the Meow Mix Song"
    via u/GeromeBarret
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    Braindeadkarthus · 1 day ago How to fix human who fell down and hasn't moved for 3 days
    via u/Braindeadkarthus
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    HurkHurkBlaa · 1 day ago • how soon is too soon to eat master
    via u/HurkHurkBlaa
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    UnweptWeirdo 1 day ago. • Best places to hide my poop
    via u/UnweptWeirdo
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    Additional_Guess_669 1 day ago Alexa, Alexa, ALEXA! is this a throne or what? Siri - how do i destroy lights? Siri Play cat scratch fever
    via u/Additional_Guess_669
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    Lucubratrix · 1 day ago Faucet • Water from faucet How to get water from faucet How to start water How to get water How to get water in sink How to get water from the faucet How to get water to drink How to get new water bathroom sink
    via u/Lucubratrix
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    Kind-Supermarket-452 1 day ago What is on the other side of the door? Why do they always touch my belly, and is it legal to defend yourself if they do?
    via u/Kind-Supermarket-452
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    i-fart-butterflies 1 day ago Advanced parkour How to take over the world Why is knocking things over so fun Cheap catnip near me How to annoy your dad Why do people sleep so much
    via u/i-fart-butterflies
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    Organic_Physics8210 1 day ago Will my Hoomans be ok in the shower?
    via u/Organic_Physics8210
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    boochicky 1 day ago Vacuum. How to destroy.
    via u/boochicky

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